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Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6045
It's not the stupidest thing I've seen or heard in the last hour. Have you any idea what is happening out there?

I'm telling great jokes on here, with barely a titter. The famous british sense of humour has been well and truly dumped in the nappy of brexsh!t.


Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6047
I see that Steven 'Stevie G' Gerrard has suddenly become an expert on criminology and sentencing. 

https://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/17484164.rangers-boss-steven-gerrard-calls-for-severe-jail-sentences-for-criminals-that-target-footballers-homes/

Does he have any views on enlisting the help of violent criminals to attack other violent criminals, I wonder?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/steven-gerrard-helped-out-mob-13755683

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6048
In fairness to the lad, it was probably just a slip up.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6049
The Dunt c*nt is having a proper meltdown, quite rightly, about the UK governments idiot idea for a porn database[1]. It's a truly idiotic idea that demonstrates a lack of understanding of so many things, but I'm pleased it's winkled out some nice diatribes against it.

I should set up a VPN for you all. Talkback currently lives in a server in Germany. While I can afford to pay euros.
an article on which was the source of my quote of bouncers on the door not leading to an increase in completed homework

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6050
The Dunt c*nt is having a proper meltdown, quite rightly, about the UK governments idiot idea for a porn database[1]. It's a truly idiotic idea that demonstrates a lack of understanding of so many things, but I'm pleased it's winkled out some nice diatribes against it.

I should set up a VPN for you all. Talkback currently lives in a server in Germany. While I can afford to pay euros.

Someone twitted that you can get around it by simply changing a DNS setting on your router. I don’t really know about that sort of stuff,  but the suggestion was that it’s as ludicrously easy to get around as it is unnecessary and ill-conceived.

Modern government is just about being able to tell swing voters that you’ve done something that sounds superficially reasonable (to comfortably-off white people, natch).
an article on which was the source of my quote of bouncers on the door not leading to an increase in completed homework
this is an excellent rectangle

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6051
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Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6052
The Swansea penalty attempt this evening:

https://streamable.com/k14c8
They don't think it be like it is, but it do

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6053
The Johnson. The new SI unit of sexual impropriety combined with intellectual buffoonery. Most peoples bell-measure, on the Johnson scale, are in the wavelength of light order of magnitude, compared to the full lob on of the defining Johnsons metre.

Let's hope that the International prototype Johnson can be kept in climate controlled conditions, under careful supervision, so that no matter from its lob escapes and diminishes the Johnson. This process of emitting nonsense that reduces the Johnsons standing, often observed, is commonly referred to as the 'spaff'.

Unfortunately due to this spaffing the political half life of a Johnson is significantly less than the duration of a clusterf*ck of its creation. The spaff of a Johnson is extremely toxic and can be dangerously damaging to those caught up in the ejaculate.

It's hard to maintain a Johnson in a full and erect state. (Lob on). Unfortunately it possesses no solid internal structure.

 

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6054
Millwall.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6055
The President - that one - opines that Brazil is an excellent location for launching space missions, because its proximity to the equator means that flights into orbit are a lot shorter.

Just let that sink in for a moment.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6056
The President - that one - opines that Brazil is an excellent location for launching space missions, because its proximity to the equator means that flights into orbit are a lot shorter.

Just let that sink in for a moment.

Well, it is true that orbital launches are best undertaken at the equator.

I suspect that El Presidente doesn't have the slightest clue why.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6057
Because it is the nearest point to space, obvs.

Nothing to do with rotational speed.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6058
Starting an evening course tonight on Python. I kind of claimed I could do it to a moderate level in one of my recent job interviews. Still, got 3 months to learn it, should be fine.  :D 

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #6059
Python is ace....and easy.

Says someone who just does the odd configuration thing or whatnot, based on tutorials, with it..