Skip to main content
Topic: What's amusing me today (Read 268240 times) previous topic - next topic
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #15
Harsh response to "BLT with cheese" sandwich order:


Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #16
http://www.27bslash6.com/brochure.html
I don't like workaholics. Don't f*cking trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c*nts. That's how wars start: busy f*ckers.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #17
Teco's failing US venture: "Fresh and easy." Crap name for a supermarket. Good name for a brothel though.
Your Greggs, we're going to burn down your Greggs, we're going to burn down your Greggs....

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #18
There was an attempted fraud on my credit card last week, so the card was cancelled and a replacement sent out. Helpfully they've decided to keep the same expiry date as the old card, so I now have a card that's valid from 4/13 to 7/13 and they'll (presumably) be sending me another card in two months time...

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #19
We're currently advertising for a new secretary.  We've had an applicant who's skills include "reading and writting".


Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #21
He's just told you, the person who applied.


Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #23
I am working on a project for a Ms Wakstein. Close, so close...

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #24
I don't like workaholics. Don't f*cking trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c*nts. That's how wars start: busy f*ckers.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #25
That's very good!

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #26
Just come back from having taken our newly blind cat for her first walk outside. Surreal.

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #27
Why is the cat blind? Did you try to ' upgrade' it?

Re: What's amusing me today

Reply #28
Insert George Boyd is a pussy joke here.
King of the c*nts.