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Mundane Moments

It's lonely in here so I'll talk to myself. The new Reading station is rather nice, but is singularly lacking in a train service which would seem to be somewhat more important than new platforms.

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Popping my new found cherry in here, I have nothing mundane to add other than it's mini fella's 3rd birthday tomorrow - where the fcuk has that time gone??!

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I won 3.2 pounds on Euromillions last night. I'm in discussion with my lawyer as to whether I can sue them for false advertising.

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I won 3.2 pounds on Euromillions last night. I'm in discussion with my lawyer as to whether I can sue them for false advertising.


I doubt it, lawyers don't go far on 3.2 pounds.


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The wife gives me a discounted rate of 1.6 pounds per hour.


I thought the whole point of getting married was that you didn't have to pay for it anymore.

Then I got married and disproved that theory.
King of the c*nts.

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The Thatcher thread won't load. Probably the work of MI5.

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Just gave Shady his first 'donkey'; No particular reason, I just thought he might feel more at home.

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Left my rich tea biscuit dangling in the cup of tea just too long and it flopped off just as I was withdrawing. Fortunately the temperature is just below scalding so I managed to retrieve the soggy biscuit before it broke up and ruined the tea. With such experience I am considering moving into the field of cleaning up crude oil spills.

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And from crude oil, to rescuing things accidentally dropped into the toilet.

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Left my rich tea biscuit dangling in the cup of tea just too long and it flopped off just as I was withdrawing. Fortunately the temperature is just below scalding so I managed to retrieve the soggy biscuit before it broke up and ruined the tea. With such experience I am considering moving into the field of cleaning up crude oil spills.


You're clearly a master of the soggy biscuit.

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You'll be pleased to know I found your new hiding place
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You'll be pleased to know I found your new hiding place


And at exactly the same time as Warrior/Maurice/Perky. Coincidence?
I don't like workaholics. Don't f*cking trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c*nts. That's how wars start: busy f*ckers.

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And at exactly the same time as Warrior/Maurice/Perky. Coincidence?

Absolutely, no-one ( well nearly no-one) posts as much sh!t as I do....
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So who is Perky? I'm confused, as usual.