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Ingo world

Seeing as I have got my own board I might as well contribute a bit.

Trying to find staff is doing my head in. If I get one more CV that features any of the following I may finally lose the plot completely:

1) The phrase "I like music and am trying to release my own single".
2) xbox listed as a hobby.
3) A link to their facebook page where they bang on about how much they love drugs.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #1
Just been to Bingham to get some lunch. A bloke was blocking the entrance to the car park waiting for a space, a big chap in his 50/60's who looks like he voted Brexit and hates Muslims* with his big truck thing. I nipped round to leave as I couldn't be arsed to wait but then a woman pulled out near the exit so I grabbed her space. Went and got a cob and came back, still sat there and then took my space as I left. Winner.

*any similarities to persons alive or dead is purely coincidental
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #2
I think I'm racist when it comes to music. I've long since hated rap, garage etc. Went to see Lionel Richie last night with Mrs Ingo. First half of his show did a lot of funk and soul sh!t I hated, then he starts on with a bit of power ballard guitaring stuff and I think actually this is alright. Then it dawns on me, I am clearly a massive racist b@stard.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #3
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #4
Graft is: Spending 14 hours digging a big f*ck off hole.


Graft is not: Spending 20 minutes sat in the sun in your Speedos rattling off some bogus defamatory chit chat moan about someone sat just within earshot, to a woman sat in the absolute minimum clothing requirement for a pre-watershed trailer who is only pretending to listen whilst she dreams of being the one nobody has ever heard of in "I'm a Celebrity".
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #5
Le Mans is on!
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.


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Reply #7
Either way, I've started drinking.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #8
Are you still drinking?

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Reply #9
No, I'm at work dickhead. Earning to pay for tonight's booze.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #10
Grenfell Tower fire was a year ago, I thought that was only about 3 months ago.

Also, just found 20 quid, result.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.

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Reply #11
I have eaten sh!t all f*cking day.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.


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Reply #13
I assumed that he meant he's been eating actual excrement. Given some of the things I've seen him eat, I really wouldn't put it past him.
I'm a fcuking idiot. Clearly.

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Reply #14
Enjoyed that game, started wanting Spain to lose but then decided I hate Ronaldos smugness more so happy with a draw. Well done all concerned, basically Iberia.
I think most of you are the thick dumb tw@ts.