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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: The Mighty NFFC v. Some club from Leicestershire who we don't really care about

Yeah First Row says Nottingham Forest v's Leicester - no coverage which is quite amusing when normally there is no links at all.  I hate every television company in the world for not showing that considering that a Des Walker moment has occured, as in Cox as got this rare thing called a goal.

Okay, now i will be working out clients and popping in to check the score I may not have a heart attack although I probably will.

Chicago: Nervous Nelly
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's annoying me today

Sort of odd news. Turns out my Mother isnt in such imminent danger. She thought she was. Maybe it was the Morphine. Maybe it was communication. I had to make an absolute c*nt of myself to get the right people to speak to me and thats sad. Even the MacMillian nurse was pissed off with me wanting to know what the diagnosis was and why they were wanting to do what they had planned. but finally got the consultant round to give us the information we needed so I could make sure my Mother was looked after and I could act on her behalf in an informed way.
So, long story short, it's going to kill her before too long but not in the next few weeks. I think. And I'm grateful for that. Sorry for squeezing your sympathies out of you without full need.

I'm still trying to get over you using the word judicious....  so the sympathy squeezing bypassed the A.D.D.

Chicago: Heartless
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: The new fitness thread

And you needed a trainer to tell you that?

Fcuk me the best thing for you is probably your 40th blow out in Vegas.  Or is that the best thing for me?

Chicago: Master of moderation
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: The dog n' bone thead

So my mobile carrier is actually moving out of the Chicagoland area and my phone even though new (Android) is not transferable to any other carrier so I have to buy a new phone.  I can even buy the same phone with a new plan with someone else.  DO FCUKING WHAT!???!

Anyway, I was thinking of going with Virgin Mobile as they seem to be the cheapest.  Are they decent (I think they might nick the Sprint network), or shall I get fcuked with someone else.  Since I can buy any phone (because I have to), are there any preferences for anyone.  Is the I-Phone that superior? 

Chicago: About to go dark
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Mundane Medical Thread

You have a pinched nerve.  Probably from your neck.  You probably sleep on your side.  I know because it has happened to me.  You might need to work on your scalings.  A good chiropractor or neuromuscular therapist will help.

Chicago: Medical genius

Ps.  Either that or it's Goat AIDS
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Toast

Possibly the easiest one to pun we've ever had, but a slightly sad one for me.


I was never as big a fan of them as Metallica, Anthrax, Pantera, Megadeth or a host of other bands of the genre, but it's impossible to deny their importance and influence.

Him and Tom Araya were two of the nicest blokes I ever met.  The scary thing is, he's not much older than me.   Bloody hell might as well carpet bag it to the great thrash pit in the sky at this rate.

Chicago: South Of Heaven
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Toast

Wow, the kriss Kross kid being dead makes me feel rather old.  I remember in my ill gotten youth getting hammered in New York in 1992 on Mad Dog 20/20 and dancing outside this hip hop club in Manhattan whilst yelling "daddy Mac will make you jump jump".  I also am led to believe the bloke who was the boyfriend of a good friend of mine who was with me and was very mental is now also dead. 

Having said that, we probably should have died that night by pissing off the hip hop purists who seemed a little miffed that we might have been taking the piss outside their club.  Really fun night though and let's face it, it's about time Americans developed a sense of humour.

Chicago: Jumped up little youth
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: The Film Thread

I liked the Avengers.  It was complete nonsense but still entertaining.  I suspect if the Hulk or Tony Stark wasn't in it, I would have been bored stupid.

Looking forward to Iron Man III and actually the fan boy in me is also quite interested in Star Trek into Darkness.

Chicago: The summer starts now!
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's pleasing me today

Well the Germans do have legalized prostitution do they not?  Maybe the Spanish are a bit jealous.  Certainly they are mardy losers.  They might actually give the Forest mongs a run for their money.

Chicago: Man of the people
The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's amusing me today

How stupid of me.  You can always tell a racist by where his washing machine is.  I bet that John Terry has a utility room next to his snooker room. The b@stard.

My washing machine is in the kitchen.  I guess that is why I upset a large black man in Walgreens (large Chemist type place) the other day.   We were walking past it and wifey wanted some shampoo.  We went it, the place looked like it sold everything.  We were at the counter and Vanessa asked; "do you want something with your ribs tonight?".  I turned around to the bloke at the counter and asked "Do you have any barbecue sauce?  When I say you, I don't mean you specifically but Walgreens?".  The bloke assumed that since he was Black that I was being racist because as you know all Black people eat ribs so he got a fair bit surly.  I still got my BBQ sauce from the shop (because the place stocked it), but he got another person to look for me and wouldn't look me in the eye after that.   I wasn't being racist, I was being charming.  He didn't see it that way.  Jeez people are so sensitive nowadays.  

Chicago: Pool table owner