The man asked you a question people!!!!! Who’s up for a bit of drunk Guru verbal slapping?
Fake Donny? Real Donny? Jingo has not excuse other than being a cnut. Come on tit monsters make an appearance. Even Charlie after being called a cnut came on. The Jarvis Boys have yet to make an appearance. Mangeout will be on a Saturday. Shady is a weirdo and his match thread killed us so maybe not but Dunc and his amazing food pantry would be a nice touch.
Don’t be a sissy. The added bonus will be that I might not make it so the adults will be in the room and will be well and truly wrecked.
Carvalho must be a goner is Sabri stays. I expect him to go to Olympiakos. Interesting news that a side in Qatar want Grabban. Let them overpay. Tricky will be pleased but he will be 33. He was excellent this last season but chances are he will erode. Just hope that we have a ready man replacement for him. Which of course we won’t.
If Colback wasn't on silly wages and had good knees I would have him. No transfer fees and Watson will leave. He could be a good influence on younger dynamic players around him. If he could inspire younger players who could run, tackle and pick a lovely pass whilst always looking up the field rather than backwards he could do all the dirty work.
So yeah I am a dinosaur who would want the hard man in the middle whilst the rest of the midfield could flourish with their breathtaking box to box magic, (aka McGuane).
We maybe interested in the Tottenham lad who has been touted as a future captain which is arse because if Moan-in-aho believed that he would surely play him at err spuds...
Although if Alex Mowatt was available I would prefer him to Jack who is ginger and maybe if we went ginger free we might go up,,,Just saying ,....
Proven championship caliber players which I mentioned in the them and other clubs thread(mowatt, the three lads from Wigan) and Toney and possibly shankland who apparently cannot stop scoring way up in scotchland (JP is lurking I know he is),
We are going to end up with no mark players from around the world again in a sh!t against the wall Frenzy.
If Eddie Howe is available I would sign him on a big five year contract to develop the club top to bottom (yes football!) and let him have time. Ironic I know I Would replace Smooch in a second with steady Eddie but hey ho I am fickle. If not Eddie then stick with Smooch and go the English leagues route.
Popped into Morrisons for a keg of Doom bar, to keep me topped up at their excellent prices (£16 for 5l). Was elated to find a keg of budweisser budvar at the same price.
Sixteen squids for eight and a half budvars is excellent.
In other news. Forgot to get toilet rolls, we have none. I do have 35l in 7 kegs of beer, a case of bottled pilsner lager, and miscellaneous bottles of lagers, IPA's, and pale ales, to the tune of at least 50l in total.
I'm the only one who drinks beer here.
It's clear what my priorities are.
Budweiser is not beer. Unless it wasn’t a typo and it is In fact something else with a similar name... so therefore you actually have beer. Or not...
I think it had escaped most people's attention but the 12 point reduction was applied to Wigan this season and they have been relegated. If Forest were smart (which they don't seem to be), they would cherry pick their best players. I am assuming Wig Wham really need the dosh. They have a few game changing players. Their survival form was very impressive considering the woeful start to their season. I was actually shocked about their league position after they somehow lost to us when they battered us for 90 minutes. They also had better results against the top sides than we did before our implosion.
I wish them well even though driving up there to that soulless stadium is a bitch. I suppose when you have Tricky with you it is a bit more of an adventure but hey ho.
Antonee Robinson is a fantastic left back who literally gave Matty Cash kittens in that game. I have seen him in other encounters and he really is very very good. Fast, Technical, and tigerish. He pisses on Yuri.
Joe Gelhardt is an impressive 18 year old that Liverpool want so that probably rules us out. Tricky little fcuker though.
Sam Morsy (captain). Fcuking Mckenna model. Scores and is a bit of a warrior and a leader (wish we had someone like him).
It's a pity Barnsley stayed up because Alex Mowatt is excellent and ran the game against us.
There problem solved. Make me the technical director you cnuts!