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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: The Plague, 2020
Sweet, sweet, death virus of our all seeing compassionate lord, come take us now and save us from the Russians, or at least before we choke on microfibres of plastic, or die of sunstroke.

Brexsh!t survival plan updated:

Land
Gun
Respirator
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's annoying me today
Get used to more Yankee Doodlification. It's where the good ship Boris is headed to beg for safe shelter from a hostile world.

I strongly suspect we'll all be getting a lot more familiar with merican goods and services.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Toast
Send out top quality meat for inspection.

Cook some filthy sh!t.

It's really no guarantee of anything. Including that it's the meat that you are about to eat. Nor that it's going to be cooked nicely, not have fags put out on it, a marinade of piss, or an angry chef stamp on it on the floor.*

*I have seen these things happen first hand.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Criminal Activity
Surely you were displaying a valid ticket?

It's just that the parking operative was unable to verify this.

It's clear what the path of least resistance is. The may be mileage in a written challenge. There may not be.

Personally I've not had a problem, to date, with checking that the parking ticket is visible before I leave the car park, after I've locked up the car. That's the great thing about O.C.D. - you bother about such things.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's annoying me today
I once ran smack into a peacock, running at full pelt, with me at at close to seventy. They are surprisingly big.

It made a f*ck tonne of damage.

I would have remonstrated with it, but it wasn't even fit for dinner after.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Here is the news
Being upper class, I think that you will be found to be entrepreneurial with it. It's only the commoners, like me, who are found to steal, and get transported, like my long lost great uncles from Loughborough.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: This Europe Stuff
Possibly. Probably be something like - we are leaving with or without deal. Now talk sensibly to us.
 
 
 EU's Babelfish says: You can stop your planes flying over our territory, your medical radioactive isotopes wont be coming from us, and your holidays in spain are over. We'll get the French to burn your exports, and send you all the illegal immigrants you can find.

Come back and talk when you've established EU residents rights properly. Now behave like good friends and neighbours or f*ck off into a dark wilderness.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Foody thread.
Been numerous times.  It's on Bramcote hills shops, near the Hemlock Stone (where we first met Seamus).

Oh.  I see.

It's okay, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.  I think Ruddington chippy is better.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Here is the news
It's amazing that you lot can weave an intricate explanation for your imagined grievances, but can't see things that are obvious, with public domain evidence.

What a world.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: This Europe Stuff
Great. So now you can no doubt tell us what the benefits, actual, not imagined, benefits of this, and how they will be more advantageous then the demonstrable disadvantages.

Given that you always knew exactly what you were voting for.