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  • tricky
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Re: What's amusing me today
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Why is the cat blind? Did you try to ' upgrade' it?



The cat still broadly works as a cat, so clearly not. She's eighteen years old, and starting the steady decline towards operating in a mode of non-functionality. Eyesight first, it would seem.

  • jp
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Re: What's amusing me today
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"Look at the size of this mosque!"


  • Russ
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Money doesn't buy happiness, but money does buy jet skis. Did you ever see someone on a jet ski who wasn't happy?

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Money doesn't buy happiness, but money does buy jet skis. Did you ever see someone on a jet ski who wasn't happy?

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It's a web nerd thing, but dumb ass legal action getting its come uppance. Shopzilla stupidity

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I asked a customer on the phone today if his dog needed a bath. He said he did not know what that meant. After a few moments confused discussion I managed to work out the problem and asked instead about a barth. Bloody southerners. 

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Reply #37
leicester fans getting angsty about watford being a bit timewasty.

leicester fans.
this is an excellent rectangle

Re: What's amusing me today
Reply #38
I'm quite enjoying the #lcfc tweets.
We're doing fine now, without you Fazzer...

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Still half an hour to go, I know, but Wolves are on the brink of League One football next season.

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DJ's just said 'b@llocking' on air. Fray has quickly apologised.

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Reginald D Hunter rather too racist for PFA awards dinner. Or something.
http://gu.com/p/3ff9b

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I have seen Reginald D. Hunter several times, and if they think that he is racist or requires you to "leave your moral compass at the door" then you're clearly too stupid to understand him. Which is impressive, because he delivers his act so well it's rather hard to not get it.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but money does buy jet skis. Did you ever see someone on a jet ski who wasn't happy?

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We are talking about footballers here.
We're doing fine now, without you Fazzer...