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  • jp
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Re: What's amusing me today
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Harsh response to "BLT with cheese" sandwich order:


  • Russ
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Re: What's amusing me today
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I don't like workaholics. Don't f*cking trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c*nts. That's how wars start: busy f*ckers.

  • graham
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Re: What's amusing me today
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Teco's failing US venture: "Fresh and easy." Crap name for a supermarket. Good name for a brothel though.
Your Greggs, we're going to burn down your Greggs, we're going to burn down your Greggs....

  • Simon Again
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Re: What's amusing me today
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There was an attempted fraud on my credit card last week, so the card was cancelled and a replacement sent out. Helpfully they've decided to keep the same expiry date as the old card, so I now have a card that's valid from 4/13 to 7/13 and they'll (presumably) be sending me another card in two months time...

Re: What's amusing me today
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We're currently advertising for a new secretary.  We've had an applicant who's skills include "reading and writting".

  • jp
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Re: What's amusing me today
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We're currently advertising for a new secretary.  We've had an applicant who's skills include "reading and writting".


Whose.

  • Mos
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Re: What's amusing me today
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He's just told you, the person who applied.

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Whose.


pfft, I have a secretary for these thing.

  • charlie
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Re: What's amusing me today
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I am working on a project for a Ms Wakstein. Close, so close...

  • Russ
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Re: What's amusing me today
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I don't like workaholics. Don't f*cking trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c*nts. That's how wars start: busy f*ckers.

  • lurker7
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Re: What's amusing me today
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That's very good!

  • tricky
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Re: What's amusing me today
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Just come back from having taken our newly blind cat for her first walk outside. Surreal.

  • jp
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Re: What's amusing me today
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Why is the cat blind? Did you try to ' upgrade' it?

  • dubya
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Re: What's amusing me today
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Insert George Boyd is a pussy joke here.
King of the c*nts.

  • dubya
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Why is the cat blind? Did you try to ' upgrade' it?


Sub woofers? Now it all makes sense.
King of the c*nts.