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  • tricky
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  • tricky
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Caption Competition:



"I've not had a c*nt all night, drink stable."

"Right is the other one, isn't it Ingo?"

White van man re-asserts his sovereign rights from the oppressive yoke of European health and safety regulation gone mad.

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James May suddenly regretted inviting Richard Hammond round for dinner.
We're doing fine now, without you Fazzer...

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Quite brilliant, again...

"Here's hoping it's just your basic $2,000-a-night sex offender programme. Wherever Weinstein ends up, I picture the place as a sort of alt-justice simulator, which lovingly recreates the atmosphere of the classic nonce wing, right down to the Michelin-starred salad bar and fluffy bathrobes..."

  • jp
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She is a modern day Jonathan Swift (look that up, kids).


I seem to recall that Ned didn't rate her though.



  • jp
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This is what Ingo should be buying.

Look at it! It's absolute perfection.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F372102839547

If you do so Ingo I will let you keep my £12.

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I would love a Lancia. It's like an Alfa on steroids, with all the looks and reliability that goes with it, and that you can't get parts for.
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.

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Chicago is on holiday again. This years he'll be mostly gurning his way round Sub-Saharan Africa.
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.

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Everyday I check this page and pretty much always the Daily Star get's the Stoke on MotD spot despite breaking important stories the other papers ignore. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-41660611
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.

  • jp
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What with the global warmings, and then this


https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/oct/18/warning-of-ecological-armageddon-after-dramatic-plunge-in-insect-numbers


...we defìnitely are f*cked.


Tell your kids not to have any kids of their own. There's no point.

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Yeah, I read that and thought... uh oh.  May not seem important to the general public, but if ten thousand year old food chains (probably much much older, but that was the end of the last ice age when ecosystems that we recognize in this part of the world tend to date from) are collapsing from the bottom up... it is not good. Who knows what the knock on effect will be.

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Tell your kids not to have any kids of their own. There's no point.

One step ahead of you.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but money does buy jet skis. Did you ever see someone on a jet ski who wasn't happy?