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  • Prof. Ingo
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No. I was bowled off my pads having a bit of a slog in the penultimate over.


Good work none the less.

Have you ever played at Hartney Wintney?
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Hogged the strike all game, scoring slowly, and then got out before the end of the innings. Dave 'Boycott' Rave.

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Good work none the less.

Have you ever played at Hartney Wintney?


No.
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Re: Cur.. Cur.. Cur Cricket Thread
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Hogged the strike all game, scoring slowly, and then got out before the end of the innings. Dave 'Boycott' Rave.


Indeed. I even tried to run the skipper out by taking 1 to the bowler, but he missed the stumps and as no one was backing up we got 2 for the overthrow.
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Have you ever played at Hartney Wintney?


I drove past it on Saturday.  Looked nice.  Didn't play there though.

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I've played golf at Hartley Wintney a few times, if that helps.
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I went there on Saturday, thought it seemed a talkback sort of place.
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Re: Cur.. Cur.. Cur Cricket Thread
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I've not played cricket there but I have been very drunk in the clubhouse at a party.

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Is this Dale Winton place a new point on the talkback axis?
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Is this Dale Winton place a new point on the talkback axis?


I hope so as I've never knowingly been to Kings Lynn but in the absence of Sean to ratify it's selection I don't know. I just don't know.
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King of the c*nts.

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One shouldn't laugh. No, really....


Inda won the toss and decided to bat, Australia lost the toss and decided not to.

In other news, weather is not great around NG2.
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Inda won the toss and decided to bat, Australia lost the toss and decided not to.

In other news, weather is not great around NG2.


And Phil Hughes got second top score.  Told you all! ;)

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First Eng v Aus one day meeting of the summer in the bag for England. And no Swann, Pietersen or Finn.

Edit: or Clarke, I suppose.
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First Eng v Aus one day meeting of the summer in the bag for England. And no Swann, Pietersen or Finn.

Edit: or Clarke, I suppose.


Not a lot in common between the Australian Test and One Day teams.  Starc I think is the only bowler in both sides.  Different keeper.  Only Watson, Warner and Hughes from the batting lineup, although Warner is badly out of form and may be replaced by Rogers or dropped down to 6.

Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing remains to be seen.