I won 3.2 pounds on Euromillions last night. I'm in discussion with my lawyer as to whether I can sue them for false advertising.
I doubt it, lawyers don't go far on 3.2 pounds.
The wife gives me a discounted rate of 1.6 pounds per hour.
Left my rich tea biscuit dangling in the cup of tea just too long and it flopped off just as I was withdrawing. Fortunately the temperature is just below scalding so I managed to retrieve the soggy biscuit before it broke up and ruined the tea. With such experience I am considering moving into the field of cleaning up crude oil spills.
You'll be pleased to know I found your new hiding place
And at exactly the same time as Warrior/Maurice/Perky. Coincidence?