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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's amusing me today
Last post by tricky -
I'm just waiting for Gazza to turn up with a fish supper and a six pack.
Didn't know you were that down fella.  You get the shotgun to work, and I'll see if we can arrange to send you an excrement smearing ex-footballer.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Amazon Echo
Last post by tricky -
Basically it's a networked microphone, so that Amazons servers (or other people) can eavesdrop your conversations and market sh!t to you.

Like the real "Big Brother",  but a bit more sinister.

Personally I keep my phone in my bag, where it can't hear what's going on.  I'm not a f*cking idiot. The last thing I'm likely to do is to pay someone to bug my house for their convenience.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's amusing me today
Last post by Russ -
I'm just waiting for Gazza to turn up with a fish supper and a six pack.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's amusing me today
Last post by tricky -
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Police officers and the Ministry of Natural Resources are working to capture and return him to his natural habitat.

Quote from: The Moose
Fook that, I'm off doon toon.
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When did Craig Shakespeare get the chop?


Just noticed that Fester have a new manager.


Chicago:  Not paying attention.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Amazon Echo
Last post by BrettWilliams -
I have an I Phone.  Haven't used Siri once.  I can't imagine even bothering with Amazon Echo even if someone bought for me.



Chicago:  Apathetic.

Sold.
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: What's amusing me today
Last post by Russ -
"I'm running free, yeah, I'm running free......."

https://twitter.com/i/moments/934149822449364993
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Amazon Echo
Last post by Chicago -
I have an I Phone.  Haven't used Siri once.  I can't imagine even bothering with Amazon Echo even if someone bought for me.



Chicago:  Apathetic.
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God damn it I told you not to.

It has now moved away from Highway 7 and is apparently down by the river, so the police have backed off and are tracking it with a drone to give it a chance to calm down before the Ministry of Natural Resources shoot it with a tranquiliser. I'll keep you updated.

Isn't this what drone strikes were really invented for?

"We got a green light. Take the suspect out..."
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The Daily Cut and Thrust / Re: Amazon Echo
Last post by BrettWilliams -
Quite tempted to buy one of these for the kitchen. There a few quid off in Argos at the moment.

Anyone got one? Use it much?